Ahead of Darth Pope’s visit to the UK this week, the Beeb takes a look at the oh so holy money making schemes cropping up

A strange gift to give to someone who’s been certified

A strange gift to give to someone who’s been certified

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating……….and you finish off as an orgasm."
— George Carlin

A comedy Genius who can also write a wicked song

But dont tell anyone

But dont tell anyone

"Penny: I’m a Sagittarius which probably tells you way more than you need to know…
Sheldon: Yes… it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relevant to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny: Participate in the what?"
— Big Bang Theory
Finding peace by the sea

Finding peace by the sea

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